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Hiawatha Groom, I salute thee!

As I've mentioned before, spam can be entertaining sometimes. Today's message from Hiawatha Groom (to "Cherie Dillow") is one of the most interesting yet. Since I only read messages in plain text, all I saw was gibberish:

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( unsolicited email from groomxqb@waterski.fsp.fi (10/15/05). )

My curiosity piqued , I actually dared viewed the HTML version and saw this Spam email in HTML view showing list of drug names and prices instead:


Now I was really curious what was going on, so I checked the source code to find a pretty clever use of the CSS float attribute:

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( unsolicited email from groomxqb@waterski.fsp.fi (10/15/05). )

I must also tip my hat to the decision to use Courier font for the message, so it looks like plain text to the unsuspecting reader. I am a little disappointed, given that Hiawatha has obviously gone to the trouble of learning CSS, that he resorted to a FONT tag, but really that is a small blemish on this otherwise masterful piece of spam. Bravo!